You are lucky to be in Russia, as far away from this as possible.

He's Just Not That Into You looks like it might be worse than Glitter.



First of all, what is Jennifer Connelly doing in there? I am going to pray that someone she loves has been kidnapped and she only took the part to be able to pay the ransom. She used to be so discerning. She was like the anti-Brendan Fraser. You know how, when you see Brendan Fraser in a movie, you can pretty much tell that it is going to be Godawful? She was the anti-that! If she was in a movie, it was going to be awesome, and even if it was bad (Phenomena) you knew she was going to be awesome in it.

I'm not even going to touch the fact that the first half of this trailer is a woman desperately waiting for a phone call.

Every time a movie like this comes out, I spend a week bitterly angry that trash like this gets made. Not just because this money could have been put towards a good (I would even settle for decent) movie, but because someone somewhere thinks that a lot of people are going to love this shit. And they are! This movie is going to make a ton of money.

I am going to stop before I burst a blood vessel, but first let me say: everything about this movie irritates me (I'm looking in your direction, ScarJo).

-Lauren