Thursday, April 30, 2009

more Norman Dubie--the last stanza is always the best.

Confession

for Hank

by Norman Dubie

The General’s men sit at the door. Her eyes
Are fat with belladonna. She’s naked
Except for the small painted turtles
That are drinking a flammable cloud
Of rum and milk from her navel.

The ships out in the harbor
Are loosely allied
Like casks floating in bilge.
The occasional light on a ship
Winks. In the empty room of the manuscript
Someone is grooming you
For the long entrance into the dark city.

They’ll hang the General.
Then with torches they’ll search for his children.
Men and women
Are seen jumping from the burning hotel.
Journalists, in no hurry,
Elect to take the elevator. They walk
Out of the building, stepping over corpses. . .
You are listening to loud bells.

The corpses get up and follow the journalists.
It’s unfair that while rehearsing
For death they actually succumbed to it.
But no one sobs.
Shirts and dresses billowing as they fall.
Something inhuman in you watched it all.
And whatever it is that watches,
It has kept you from loneliness like a mob.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I am really digging this right now.

What we can't talk about we pass over in silence.



When I had that internship, I used to listen to this song on the train back from New York City every night. It was the second song I put on. The first one was just filler; I would listen to it as everyone was boarding and as we started slowly moving. It was typically whatever song was stuck in my head that day. Then, I would play this song. I would time it just right so that it played when we started picking up speed, and we would always burst out of the tunnel just as the violins really started and all the lights would flash all at once as we left the tunnel and it always made whatever terrible day I had completely worth it. It's funny, I hadn't thought about it in a while; I guess because I haven't been taking any trains lately. The other night I realized it is a good nighttime bicycle song. I played it in my head as AJ and I rode his tandem through New Brunswick. This weather is beautiful. I have two exams and a paper due today but I can't even be stressed about them.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

ben sux vol ii


I QUESTION YOUR PASSWORD - t bozz

I made this song in response to Ben making our wireless password "Ben Rocks." I feel it's a post-modern take on the misconception of "music," and also addresses our wasteful consumer society. It's art, is what it is.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

like this



GENERAL STERLING PRICE DIED??????

Surprising Texts

So I had just finished my post-paper nap yesterday, and I woke up to a text message from Steevo. I don't really talk to him often, so I was surprised to see that it was from him. Here I will recount the texts, as I have saved them all:

Steevo: do you know that you're in the virtual tour at efes website?
Lauren: haha creepy. I don't think I like that.
Steevo: my buddy was telling me I have to try it so I went on the site and there you were...now everyone will think you're mediterranean

So I checked it out and it is, in fact, a photo of Matt and I eating. My mouth is, like, as open as it can be.

So I texted Matt:

Lauren: We are in the virtual tour of Efes in New Brunswick.
Matt: What is Efes?
Lauren: We went there to eat once.
Matt: Why are you in a tour of it?
Lauren: You're there, too. This kid I knew texted me to tell me. He was trying to order food.
Matt: How do I find this place?
Lauren: Google Efes New Brunswick.
Matt: There is is.
Lauren: Least flattering photo ever.
Matt: Best photo ever.
Lauren: Haha it's so awkward. How did we not know that was taken?
Matt: No idea. Now we are permanently bound together by a mediterranean grill virtual tour, how romantic.



Anyways, I am saving the text that started it all forever because it makes me laugh because it was the last text message I was ever expecting. I am never going to send a "hey sup @ tonight" text ever again.

Monday, April 20, 2009

General Sterling Price

General Sterling Price died today. Or yesterday, I'm not sure. I cried a little bit when Ben and I found him, and then we buried him in the yard. I keep expecting to see him. It's very sad.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

My Dear Friend, David

Whenever I have to pull an all-nighter I reach for Bowie and, typically, listen to his entire collection. Twice. For some reason, it is the perfect music to write a paper to. I guess because it keeps me awake.

It's nice to know that, no matter how arduous the paper, David Bowie will be right there with me.

Crate Diggers?

Yesterday was a gorgeous day. Ben and I went to a record sale in the morning and dug through bins for hours finding fantastic records. There were some really really amazing records there, but many of them were very expensive. They had Leonard Cohen's Songs of Love and Hate, but it was $35. There was another Leonard Cohen album I had never heard of for $5, but Ben and I flipped a coin for it and he won. While we were flipping the coin, this guy came over and told us that he was making a photo documentary about "crate diggers" or something. He took our pictures and it was kind of awkward, but he seemed very nice. I'll post more about that along with a list of all the albums I got later, right now I need to hurry up and write this paper.

-Lauren

Friday, April 17, 2009

Susan Boyle


At this rate, Susan Boyle has probably reached Russia. Right now, in America, everyone is losing their shit over her. She's unattractive yet still (miraculously!) talented. I don't know, the whole thing seems gross to me, but I was really happy when she showed that rude eye roll girl what's up.

Anyway, all the YouTube videos have embedding disabled, so just follow this link.

She's 47, lives with her cat (Pebbles), and has never been kissed. Ben googled her and, apparently, her brain was starved of oxygen when she was a baby, so she is legally learning disabled. Or something. I don't know.

She's already received one makeover, and my guess is there will be countless others.

Anyway, that is the only thing you are missing in New Jersey. It's term paper time, and I am going to watch a movie about volcanoes tonight on the lawn by passion puddle and then maybe go to this show on Hamilton.

Have fun in Russia!

Svedka,
Lauren

PS- My hamster's foot fell off. I think it has rabies.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

today I feel...

...a lot like this song sounds.




-Lauren

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

venture brothers



I love this show. I wish I had a TV/could afford cable just so I could watch it. I really like 21 and 24, too.



-Lauren

Monday, April 13, 2009

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Bill Hicks



Bill Hicks came on shuffle today, and I had to post something. I really like it when he says, "eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's undying love." The rest is good, too. He's so funny.

-Lauren

skin care

Monday, April 6, 2009

I love the Go-Betweens



I didn't actually watch this video, but I am going to assume that the quality is okay because I am lazy.

-Lauren

to make up for all the downers

Madeline!



This song is on her new album and it is sooooooooooooooooooo good.

fml

ugh 13 pages. And only a couple lines on page 13.

Progress

I am now on page 7. That is single spaced. I am trying to wait as long as possible to double space it. I don't want to bank on it being 14 pages, though. What if it isn't? What if I'm still on page 12?

It took me ages to write two pages today. Mostly because I have exhausted all the notes I took during the week and now I have to dig through stacks of books on Music in Restoration Drama to find something appropriate. The worst part about this is my paper was pretty interesting when it was five pages. Now I am just adding mundane details about the "curtain tune" and other painfully boring things and I don't know if anyone will be able to stay awake long enough to proof it for me. Snoozefest.

Also, I wasn't sure for a while, but I am almost positive I have been hallucinating for the last couple hours. I thought maybe I was just bored when the spaces between the words in my books began to look like shapes that might be kittens if I squint at just the right angle, but now I am positive. I tried looking at the cans of spray paint on my desk and there was little waves coming out of it. It's like in the summer when the asphalt gets really hot and makes those heat waves. I have learned to deal with it, though. I just don't look at any one thing for too long. I feel kind of awful. This is definitely happening because I have been up for the past two days straight just staring at a computer screen. My eyes are very unhappy, so they are making everything go all wobbly. My poor eyes. They just want to shut. Just for a little bit. They haven't been shut since Friday at 8 am.

Tonight. I will sleep tonight.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Wreak havoc.

I just got home from a work meeting after not sleeping at all. No winks. Not even a tiny one. My eyes were glued open and fixed on a computer screen all night. Anyway, the meeting was lots of fun and everyone says they are very excited for you to come back. It went from 8:30-10:30, but we spent most of the time talking and laughing and it was lots and lots of fun. I enjoyed it despite my total lack of sleep and the ever-present threat of vomit that my throat was screaming at me when I so much as thought about eating; none of it mattered because I was so busy laughing too loud. It's really neat to be able to work with so many cool girls. You need to come back soon and tell stories and laugh with us.

My jaw has been clenched shut for hours and hours, and it is making my head hurt. I am going to drink a ton of water and hope for the best. I still have a lot more pages to write, so I can't really sleep. My body hates me. I don't think I had any other options, though. There is no way I can get all my work done and sleep. It looks like I will just have to be awake for two days straight.

Ughhhhhhhhhhh.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Friday, April 3, 2009

tons of posts today

love it.



Best.

-Lauren

Rik

I know I've never mentioned this, but I've kind of been enamored with Rik Mayall for a while now. I think I was reminded by the fact that Tent State is rapidly approaching and all those cunts are parading about talking about their socialist reading circles while preparing to sit around and smoke weed in the quad for a week and just generally do fuck all to end war except whinge about how uncool it is.



Lauren

sarah newnewnew haskins



I was going to post the newest one, but it's not working and it's not on youtube. You have to go to current.com to check it out.

Lauren

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

hair.

the modern

I am posting this for the dancing. It is so good. It's nice to know that even beautiful girls are as awkward as I am.