At this rate, Susan Boyle has probably reached Russia. Right now, in America, everyone is losing their shit over her. She's unattractive yet still (miraculously!) talented. I don't know, the whole thing seems gross to me, but I was really happy when she showed that rude eye roll girl what's up.
Anyway, all the YouTube videos have embedding disabled, so just follow this link.
She's 47, lives with her cat (Pebbles), and has never been kissed. Ben googled her and, apparently, her brain was starved of oxygen when she was a baby, so she is legally learning disabled. Or something. I don't know.
She's already received one makeover, and my guess is there will be countless others.
Anyway, that is the only thing you are missing in New Jersey. It's term paper time, and I am going to watch a movie about volcanoes tonight on the lawn by passion puddle and then maybe go to this show on Hamilton.
Have fun in Russia!
Svedka,
Lauren
PS- My hamster's foot fell off. I think it has rabies.
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